Ohai our names are Kaitlin and Emily

If you need us get in touch and we'll be there, making a fun game out of every inch of the world is our mission.

We have some great new material simmering away and waiting to explode covering your face with joy. EMAIL US if you think you can help us fill the empty spaces, otherwise get your arse to one of our events.

We also host THEPRETENDSTAGE.CO.UK, a battery powered portable venue that we move around on the back of two bicycles. Check it out and if you are in the York area just bloody come.

Spontaneous and free, the way music should be.

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Email us!

An email is always welcome.

Chat to us! It's probably not as scary as it seems.